Disqualified for oversleeping?

With the news of Jim Furyk being disqualified from the Barclay's pro-am due to being late for his tee time because of oversleeping, we decided to honor him by posting his  trophy picture with the showgirls, as we can appreciate the "cell phone battery ran out" situation that caused his circumstance, and want to thank him for illustrating that there are more aspects of the game than score, shared by scratch golfers and Team Bogey alike!!!� He apparently showed up at 7:35 for a 7:30 tee time, missing his shoes and belt!  

Have any of you ever done anything like that?  What's your most rediculous excuse for missing a tee-time, and to what lengths have you gone to make it?