Next Generation Team Bogey member Steven 
 When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. 
According to Tiger Woods' former caddie Steve Williams, Woods fired him after he requested permission to caddie for Adam Scott while Tiger rehabbed his knee and Achilles tendon.  This, after he had stood by Tiger for the two years since the infamous Thanksgiving Day Massacre, which ultimately resulted in Tiger's divorce; and after keeping a low profile, and staying loyal to Woods through bimbo eruptions, along with physical and mental rehabilitation therapy.